Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Fokker Snake
Clam Wheel
Screaming Motor Boner
German Monkey
Pancreas Wheel
Love Ship
Fokker Ryche
Pancreas Rats
Children of the Lion Wheel
Smoking Pancreas
Monkey Head
Children of the Death
Fire Lullaby
Steel Meat Snake
Waste Rats
Screaming Death
Hexachloride Ryche
German Lion Boner
Poison Candy
Golden Candy

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