Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito with her father,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies with Miss Piggy,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

Her rabbi said I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd black out in my Edsel,
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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