Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny with her cobra,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

She asked me if I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green in my Edsel,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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