Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare with her father,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with Miss Piggy,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

I promised her I'd salivate forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her dentist,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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