Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito poppin' uppers,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies but I loved her,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

Her rabbi said I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel while in labor,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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