Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop at McDonald's,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies by the off-ramp,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

She asked me if I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie at her health club,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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