Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno poppin' uppers,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

She asked me if I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with no clothes on,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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