Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail in her muu-muu,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

I knew deep down I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye,
But who'd have thought she'd make it with a robot,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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