Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a nightmare at McDonald's,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili in her muu-muu,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

Her rabbi said I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off on "The Gong Show",
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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