Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation at McDonald's,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

The blood test showed I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on her "Workmate",
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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